So last night we took the boys out to celebrate their amazing grades (they get that from their father's side). They were being so good (they get that from their mother's side). They were being so cute (umm, both sides). They ate their dinner (they get that from me, I am still a human trash compactor). And then they got silly (they get that from being a boy). The kids menus had a fill in the blank story...and well only a boy would have come up with these answer:
Elijah's story: (the all caps is what Elijah put into the story)
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls welcome aboard the BLUE POTTER. I will be your tour guide today along with the marvelous BUTT. Thank you for joining us for your safari adventure! we will be traveling through the POOP desert on our journey today. We are guaranteed to encounter many WEIRD animals, including the famous ELIJAH BUTT the silliest one in the world. We're about to take off, so sit tight and hold onto your BUTT!
Noah's story:
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls welcome aboard the BROWN POTTER. I will be your tour guide today along with the marvelous BUTTCAKE. Thank you for joining us for your safari adventure! we will be traveling through the TERD desert on our journey today. We are guaranteed to encounter many RED animals, including the famous BUTT APPLE the silliest one in the world. We're about to take off, so sit tight and hold onto your ?!
Umm, after they read these, chaos ensued (defiantly from their father's side) and they could not stop laughing (certainly from their mother's side). Boys...the only things on this planet that find these words funny!
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I find that if I need to "connect" with a kid - I just say "fart" or "poop" and I have best little friend for life. It is an amazing phenomena
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